I know. You can make grilled cheese. You don’t need a recipe. Don’t worry, I won’t give you one. Foods as simple as this do not need protracted, highfalutin measurements. We all survived on grilled cheese and ramen freshman year of college, and even if you can’t cook anything, you can cook grilled cheese. Right? Right.
So why am I posting about this? Because too many people either overdo or underdo grilled cheese. There are two schools of thought, here – the Kraft slices on squooshy supermarket bread, and the fig-and-brie on artisan pesto loaf. Well, I think you’re both crazy. Kraft slices are not cheese, they are plastic. (Disagree? Write your own blog.) You could probably convince me on the figs, but when I’m talking about grilled cheese, I’m talking about Tuesday night dinner-snack, and I’d rather take the pesto loaf into work the next day to impress my colleagues. Here’s what I do. It’s what you should do, too.

Take two slices of decent bread. Butter one, just on the inside. You’re already going to have fat in the pan – let’s not overdo it by buttering the outside, too. Then put down a thin layer of mustard. I like stone-ground, but whatever you have is fine. Then add a little bit of shredded cheese – Swiss, Gruyere, some good white cheddar? If it’s shredded it will melt much more easily and evenly than if you just slice it off the block, and you’ll have more control over how much you use, too. You’ll want it to melt quickly, because you’re not going to have this sandwich on the heat for very long. Don’t pile this up, either – you don’t want gobs of cheese oozing out. Oozing cheese is good in a casserole, not so good running down the back of your hand. Next put down a couple of slices of tomato with the seed goop removed. This will make a huge difference in the sloppiness factor. Now you can, if you like, add a little parmesan or garlic powder (no, I don’t have any problems with garlic powder, as long as you’re not trying to substitute it for real garlic), but don’t get crazy. Cover it up with just a little more shredded cheese, then close the sandwich.
Heat butter and maybe a little olive oil in a pan to medium high. When a drop of water sizzles lightly in the pan, put the sandwich in and cover. This will keep the heat in to melt the cheese. Check on it every minute or so, and when it’s nicely browned on the bottom, flip it and cook, uncovered, until browned on the other side. Turn it out onto a cutting board. You’ve got to be decisive about cutting this beautiful thing – position a big knife over the center and whack it straight down. This will keep the bread from sliding all over the melted cheese. Eat it and then go make yourself another one.

Great! An evening snack craving! That looks so good!
mmmmm, i’m having grilled cheese for dinner with soup! thanks for the new additions to an old fav!
you should have been in LA yesterday!
check this out:
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it was a blast…
You are completely right. Another variation: finely chopped purple onion in with the tomato. A good friend of mine smooshes parmesan cheese in with the butter before spreading it on the bread for an extra crunchy, cheesy exterior.
Great blog!!
You have written the penultimate word on grilled cheese. I salute you.
Oh, jeez. I am salivating.
But can I have the figs now, too?
Skep
YUM!! Lovely blog – I’m subscribing, I can always use cooking inspiration.
This is one of the cleverest food blogs I have come across… love your writing, although it’s difficult for me to type what with all the drool on my keyboard. Sign me up!
Kristina
http://bespokebybrouhaha.com
I reckon that would be better with the addition of:
Bacon
Steak
Chicken
Pork chops
Veal
Some spuds
Booze
Maybe some LSD, man
Ms Parsnips-Aplenty,
Excellent advice and an inspirational site!
I’m a devotee of all things cheese. Indeed, I’ve recently listed an inn within England on my own site that makes the most divine cheese flan.
They have a mainly cheese-based menu and are always on the hunt for new recipes.
I shall email them a link to your site, if I may be so bold?
Good day!
Derek (Mr) Belm.
Let’s start a campaign to BAN CHEMICAL CHEESE!!!! I can’t believe my kids would rather eat that wrapped singles stuff over the deliciousness of sharp cheddar or colby…
Elle, Julia, parallel – thanks!
Josh – sounds like fun! Nothing too over the top I hope.
Julie – I love onions in my grilled cheese, too. Jack Bishop’s A Year In A Vegetarian Kitchen also showed me the wonder that is garlicky mushrooms in grilled cheese, and from there I have taken many paths.
So many ways to make this dairylicious comfort food!
Skep – judging by your latest post, I’d say it’s awhile before figs come in! Thanks for adding me to your blogroll, and glad to see Kiva there, too – I have a friend who worked for them here in Bulgaria.
mememoi, Kristina – thanks and welcome!
Napoleon – too true. As a lesbian just needs a good man, vegetarians really just need some veal.
Awalkabout – hear hear!
Nonono. All wrong. BOTH sides of the bread must be pan-fried, not just one. BOTH sides = 2x crunch. Along the same lines, apple/pear > tomato.
Sounds great, MBG. Can’t wait to see your blog post on it.
So I just bought some “pretty good” rye, and some…sigh, American style cheese (see, I think it melts so perfectly, but it’s the only thing i use it for, honestly.) I’m with you on the mustard.
Just getting home form a few drinks at the bar. I NEED this sandwich. NOW. You obviously do grilled cheese right.
Simply delicious!
AMEN! Hallelujah! This is an awesome post. It speaks to me. Grilled cheese (when done simply and correctly) is one of the most perfect foods around. MMMMMM. Me wants.